The following are policies that will be strictly enforced by ALL DefKON Staff and Security personell. ALL DefKON patrons will be expected to follow
them,there will be NO exceptions.
Rules of Engagement
1. Carry your papers (badge) at all times.
Failure to show papers in plain view may result in exile or beheading.
2. All weapons shall be inspected by DefKon staff and
properly registered, marked, and peace-bonded. Failure to do so may
result in exile or beheading.
3. The drinking age in ND is 21. Failure to comply may result in
accomodations at the bastille, exile, or beheading. Pictire ID MUST be
carried as proof of age. Do not drink and drive. We do NOT identify maimed bodies or corpses.
Find alternate means of transportation, or lodging.
4. Smoking permitted in designated areas ONLY (Smoking rooms, Poolside, Outside, and Bar).
Failure to comply may result in liability for all damages (physical, mental or emotional).
5. Behave yourself in front of the hosts of the revolution (hotel staff and guests)
6. You SHALL pass out for at least 2 hours and pig out at least once during the
revolution. Beware of water hazzards (pool) when choosing a spot to die.
7. NO, NONE, NEIN, ZIP, ZILCH, NADA, GHO BE' glass beverage containers allowed near
water hazzards (pool).
8. Check out time 1:30pm Sunday. Failure to comply may lighten wallet.
9. NO cameras, food or beverages allowed in museum space (art show room).
10. NO, NONE, NEIN, ZIP, ZILCH, NADA, GHO BE' confettii, silly string,
projectiles, pyrotechnics, chemical or nuclear ordinance, glitter, pixie dust, fairy dust, illegal or illicit substances,
allowed on convention site. Failure to comply may result in; accomodations at
the bastille (jail), exile, firing squad, beheading, stoning or any combination thereof.
Oh yeah, and BTW: Have Fun...
Elaborative Information:Weapons PolicyDefKON's definition of a weapon is anything that is actually a weapon, facsimile of an actual weapon, or anything that is used as a weapon.
All weapons must be carried in a sheath, sling, or container at all times. They must also be peacebonded. ALL WEAPONS, and Fascimile's are to be registered with DefKON Operations.
NO projectile weapons are allowed. A projectile weapon is a device thatthrows an object or substance, or thrown itself. A loaded squirt gun IS a projectile weapon,an unstrung crossbow without bolts is not.
Above all, think first. If your decorative gear would be unsafe, please do not wear it. Remember those immortal words spoken by mortal mothers everywhere: "you'll put your eye out with that thing!"DrinkingWe all know that this is a topic that seems to come up every year. DefKON permits alcoholicbeverages at the convention, and some of the hospitality suites may as well, though we urge you to ask theirpolicy concerning this. There are certain areas of the convention that are owned, and operated by the Hotel Bar,a legal drinking establishment, therefore NO outside food or beverages will be allowed. The legal drinking age in North Dakotais 21. Neither DefKON, the Quality Inn (or their tavern), nor the Fargo Police Department willtolerate any underage drinking. This will result in revoking of ALL Con privilages, and will mean criminal prosecution.Hospitality suites that serve alcoholic beverages WILL BE REQUIRED to check ID and be responsible for any incidents in their suites. They have the right to refuse serving anyone in their suites.DrugsNO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES will be allowed AT, or NEAR the convention. Failure to comply will result in dismissal from convention, it's premisis,and notification of local authorities.